approve the following nicknames for regular use:
 
Abe - La-Z-Boi, Ricky Shins, The Architect of Funk.
 
Ryan - Spliffy, Caramello the Dog-Faced Man, Chip Tadwell.
 
Mike - The Wiz, Candyman, Short Stuff.
 
Lara - Dr. Doomatronic, TicTicBOOM, Soylent Grunge, The Oboist.
 
Brett - Guy Who Crapped His Pants Once in Front of Everyone, it was Really Embarrassing (or just “crap guy” for short).
If you don't watch this video, we will cut ourselves.
The results of this band meeting could very well change the face of rock forever.
The greatest minds of the late 70's determine our childrens' futures.
Jeremy expresses himself creatively.
You know, gorillas are smarter than dolphins.
The only house party being described as a series of tubes!
It's glitter! For your vagina!
Jake makes a big speech at work!
TAM! Reveal their homophobia and are never heard from again.
Abe plays a hilarious prank. What a joker!
Get ready for another thundering orgasm because here we go again!
Geoff's big-titted girlfriend ruins poker night.
Friends don't let friends not wear sleeves.
WHERE IS THE GIRL?!
An ace daddy and his dame use her keen gams to put the make on a mug.
Some unexpecting friends are sharked by some poolers. Bravo!
A foolish young druggie discovers his salvation in the unlikeliest of places.
A game among friends takes on sinister dimensions.
The Heavy Metal tale of the hardest son of a bitch ever to walk on four legs.
Our own Michael Swaim gives you all what you so desperately want.

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